I was having lunch with one of my English co-teachers today.
CoT: Stella, I once took a class on the forbidden English language!
Me: Huh? What’s the forbidden language?
CoT: I think it is called ebonics? You know, not real English.
Me: Ohh, okay. (keeps eating..)
CoT: I learned how to use the word “fucking!”.
Me: *cough* What? Haha. What do you mean?
ME: …. my god … O.O